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The Armoury

657 Bourke St, Melbourne VIC 3000, Australia
0.5 / 5 stars
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I was doubtful when I walked in the door. I watched the barista spill some milk on the bench. I frowned and ordered a short macchiato – My safety coffee for when I don’t know or trust the barista

What I got, was a full cup, with soy milk. It was half curdled, it was something like a latte.

It was, hands down, the worst, bar none; Coffee that I have ever had.

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